memeluvr2:

no money

no family

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avocadoandvegemite:

bananasandlattes:

watching the sun set in an outdoor bath could cure any sadness in the world

this is freaking magical

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zaynsfreepalestinetweet:

calum: *gets blonde streak*

[phone starts ringing, calum answers call]

calum: hel-

zayn: how my dick taste

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larrycoincidences:

remember when you first saw the larry bible and you could actually feel your life crumbling around you

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"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"

— Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)
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wyllie-coyote:

peanutbummer:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

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indeed i play video games

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HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

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Yeah I’m an trans*guy

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yeah I play video games

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jk I’m actually a dad

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IT GOT BETTER

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yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

Sep 01      ♥ 41850     source  

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

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