kanentokon:

if someone is showing off their tattoo and it’s fresh and they’re happy about it do not fucking make fun of it i don’t care how pretentious or typical or pseudo-artsy you think it is if another human being shelled out a large sum of money to have something permanently etched onto their body and they are happy and proud of it do not fucking try to make them feel bad about it especially if it was a really big tattoo. holy shit.

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megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

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moynmoyn:

wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.

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synthpopcorn:

WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO BOYS WITH MESSY HAIR WHO LOOK LIKE THEY HAVENT SLEPT IN 72 HOURS

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chessys:

a guy in a frog mask just broke into my lecture and is casually catwalking down the stage

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stylinsobss:

shuttermutt:

Lmao when will larry shippers stop grasping it’s like ‘It’s been 87 years since larry fell in love I know they’re still Together even though the media claims louis is dead #managementfakeditsotheycouldbetogether’

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infinitylourry:

me: *in a coma*

*first chords of wmyb play*

me: *wakes up in time 2 sing the first line*

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